I wish I could just say stuff like that instead of having to pretend to be interested.

I love Jean Ralphio

I’m not going to lie, cops scare me too. 

Oh Jerry.

Oh Jerry.

Oh Jerry.

Oh Jerry.

My parents turned off Fright Night when David Tennant was only wearing tight leather pants, in order to force me to clean.

My parents turned off Fright Night when David Tennant was only wearing tight leather pants, in order to force me to clean.